Happenings.

Despite my home looking dangerously close to something I once saw on an episode of hoarders, I thought I would take this opportunity to forgo putting away the rest of the laundry and rather check in with my neglected HMD readers...or those of you that are left.

I have been passively aggressively indicating to the hubs that I have not had any time to do things for myself lately, so upon returning from golf the other day, he urged me to go get my nails done....

"oooor..maybe you could go get a bikini wax."

This was said in all seriousness. 

Needless to say, I almost gouged his eyeballs out with my brain daggers.

I promise that one day, I will get my sexy back (see "ridiculous cougar pose"), and get back to blogging about fashion and other superficial topics, but in the meantime, I am enjoying my hibernation and my long days with my cubs- since, sadly, I know that they're numbered.  So, here's a quick look at some of the happenings around these parts of late: 

Tummy Time. 

Hitting up CrewCuts clearance for some new "cowboy shirts"

Hanging at Super Franks (despite my bad-mouthing)

and last, but very not least, doing LOTS of smilin' (and a little bit of barfin' at the same time).