Now that's more like it..

I really want to help impoverished children in every way that I can, but I just haven't been able to get on board with the whole Tom's thing. In fact, when my sister came home with hers, and excitedly unveiled them, I proclaimed that I just couldn't- just wouldn't- do it. My huge feet would most certainly look like two giant, canvas, vegan burritos.

Obviously, our friend Tom must have gotten word of my hesitance, because looky-loo what's coming soon from our humanitarian friend:

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Now that is an act of kindness that I can get on board with. Coming soon to Toms.